#incorrect jasper

[do-not-call-me-sunshine]

Piper: Today is a day of running through hurdles.

Jason: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?

Piper: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

[profoundstarfishmusic]

[edwardscatholicguilt]

My favorite canon plot ever is Bella trying to get into Edward's pants

[absentcrown]

I WANT TO WRITE MY OWN FANFIC........... BUT I DONT HAVE ANY TALENT TO WRITE MY OWN FANFIC...... AND I DONT HAVE AN IDEA TO WRITE A FANFIC... I JUST A USELESSSSSSS GIRL.....

[serialapplepeeler]

the twilight brainrot is so real rn

[thefruitybrain]

Jasper driving: ooo bisexual lights!

Henry looking back: no dude…i think its the cops.

[raphael-angele]

Nico Wearing a Skirt

Scene: Nico is staying with the Jacksons and Annabeth during the summer. Percy, Jason, Annabeth, Piper, and Nico go to the movies

Percy: Nico! Hurry up! We're gonna be late!

Nico from Percy's room: ALRIGHT!

Jason: There's really no rush.

Annabeth: I've never seen Percy want to be this punctual before.

Nico, coming out of the room wearing a skirt: Alright, I'm here.

Everyone:

Nico: ...okay. I know why you're staring but Will said I should be able to wear whatever I want regardless of what other people say.

Annabeth: No! No, you're absolutely right. We're sorry for staring

Jason: You look great.

Percy: And comfy. Any chance you have that skirt in a large?

Piper, coming out of the bathroom: Alright, let's get to- What the fuck?!

Everyone:

Piper to Nico: What are you wearing?

Nico: U-uhmm...

Piper: Please don't tell me you're going out looking like that

Jason: Piper-

Piper: No, okay? No! I will not stand for this. This is unbelievable.

Nico: *starts to cry*

Annabeth: Pipes, stop, you're gonna make him cry.

Piper: Nope, I refuse. Go change.

Percy: Piper-

Piper: No. You go change out of that shirt right now, young man.

Everyone:

Piper: I mean, come on! You're better than that, Nico. I taught you better than that!

Nico: T-this is the prettiest shirt I have

Piper: No, it's not. Annabeth, you gotta have a shirt prettier than that. Mind if we borrow?

Annabeth: ...go ahead.

Piper, taking Nico's hand: C'mon. And maybe we'll add a little blush on your cheeks

Nico: I don't have a blush

Piper: I keep one in my purse in your shade just in case

[sixhundredwinionsinatrenchcoat]

Rachel, looking up at the full moon: Woah, it’s a perfect moon for a werewolf to come out.

Jasper: I’m trans

[jadedgravity]

Twilight text posts Pt. 2

[death-and-doctors]

heeelooo >__< I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR TWEETS SM! and i was wondering if you could or would do like.. alternate universes(?)

Likeee instead of demigods they're actors, singers, athletes instead (co-stars to lovers jason piper has been consuming my life lately so.. thought i'd ask)

DISCLAIMER: THIS TWEET THREAD IS A CELEBRITY AU AND NOT A PJO CANON

Anon asking for a tweet AU? Hmm YES!! TBH this tumblr page is basically fanfiction at this point just in the form of tweets. (Did you see the solangelo cameo? Clearly had too much fun with this)

Also, please respect me ship, I know a lot of people hate Piper and Jason as a couple, but... they are really cute to me 😭😭

THANK YOU ANON! Olivia and Louis AU next?

FOR MORE TWEETS, REQUEST IN MY ASK BOX🎬📽

[freikdreinaslaw]

[profoundstarfishmusic]

[find-y0ur-j0y]

Jasper: Henry, you must do something! Charlotte and I got into a fight, and she’s getting historical. 

Henry: Do you mean ‘hysterical’, J?

Jasper: What? No. She’s on a rampage and has started digging through our old text threads for “receipts”.

[camp-camp-out-of-context]

Nobody understands them like I do

[simsim54]

sam: what's that? *pointing to a red spot on jacob's neck* jacob: *blushes furiously* umm...i got bit by a mosquito edward: *walks by* paul: hi mosquito

[thefruitybrain]

Henry: it's ok to ask for help!

Charlotte: you are not a burden.

Ray: murder is okay <3

Jasper: your feelings matter!